Something's different in season 10. There's a new man and a new lady. He's wailing and she's crying, but they both have the same hair. Oh, there's private school student Randy Jackson and the class pet, "Seacrusty." What's that? A thick veil of condescension and chest hair has been lifted, allowing everyone in the previously shrouded atmosphere to have an opinion and act like he or she actually wants to be there? Case in point...the more-TRON-esque-than-ever opening credits with [gasp]...new fonts?!
Yep, it's a whole new show, brought to you by "dreammakers" J.Lo, S. Ty, and The Dawg. "Wow, it's a different table," said the thin canine judge. "But you know what? It's hot. Let's go, baby." My thoughts exactly.
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